The Office...

Have I ever really expressed my undying for The Office?
Seriously, is there any Television show that will ever be able to compete with how brilliant The Office is? Yet some people don't like it. I don't get it. Where is your sense of humor? People that don't like The Office automatically receive a -50 on the Amando Meter. Tyler and I love it. I am pretty sure I quote The Office lines on an every day basis.

My latest favorite line:

Ryan: I hate ketchup
Kelly: You love ketchup
Kelly: He loves ketchup

Second Runner up:

"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me, and since I don't have a butler I have to do it myself; so most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill then I go to sleep. When I wake-up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake-up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it is good for me, it is the perfect way to start my day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and I clamped my foot. That's it. I don't know what is so hard to believe about that."

The Actors and Actresses on The Office are absolutely brilliant. Every actor and actress on The Office play their part to absolute perfection. Is there any actress that could play the part of Kelly Kapor, an annoying, celebrity absorbed Ryan lover as precise as Mindy Kaling?
Steve Carrell plays the part of Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin. His acting capabilities are flawless. He plays a boss that annoys all employees that tries to be "A friend first, and then a boss second." I am going to take a trip to Scranton Pennsylvania because I love The Office. Steve Carell is the only actor I care, and ever will care to meet. He is awesome.


" Excuse me seamonster you weigh like a thousand pounds"


"So then, the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four, number six becomes number five, number three becomes number two etcetera etcetera; and lets just say that I just sent back Love Actually that was awesome, Then they sent me uptown girls which is also awesome. But Guess what, now I want to see Love Actually again but it's at the bottom of the queue. Oh no what do I do? What I do is this: I go online, I go click, click, click, and I change the order of the queue So I can see Love Actually again as soon as I want to. It's so easy Ryan, Do you really not know how Net Flicks work?"



Jim: Question, what kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a rediculous question.

Jim: False, Black Bear

Dwight: That's debateable. There are basically two schools of thoughts.

Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets.
Dwight: oh....
Jim: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: Bears do not eat beets . What is going on? What are you doing?

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Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim. Millions suffer every year.

Everyone should watch The Office...